Arora Aunty Teaches Management.....
Lesson 1 : Lion, the CEO
By the way, Let me introduce Miss Arora. She is working as a Professor in DDIS (Dubakoor Dongre Institute of Management).. She is always jovial with her students. And, always, she starts her lecture with a small story.
Arora,today, started the story like this:
One day a Lion was sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"
Lion: "Oh, Give me your watch, I can easily repair the watch for you"
Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and you will only spoil it more."
Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions like you cannot fix complicated watches"
Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"
The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself.
Soon a Tiger comes along and stops to watch the lazy Lion in the sun.
Tige r: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine became faulty"
Lion: "Dont worry, Bring your TV. I can easily fix it easily."
Tiger : "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion like you can fix a complicated TV"
Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"
The Tiger brought the TV.
The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV. The Tiger went away happily and amazed.
Inside the Cave:
In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS, LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.
IF YOU WANT
TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.
More Such Management Lessons
Lesson - Who is your Boss? |
It does not matter how bad your performance is;what matters is whether your boss likes you or not
Lesson3 - A bird in the Shit !
When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut
Lesson - Ass hole, the Boss !
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do
Lesson - A Lady with a Bath Towel
You can prevent certain avoidable exposure
Lesson - Go Forth and Seek Further !
you might miss a great opportunity